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Fairy Tales Gone Wrong

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Old Witch Alsup's House

Welcome new F.A.R.T. Members!
The Fairy Tales Anonymous Recovery Team Welcomes You!


We are glad you decided to join us. You have taken the first step toward a new you. Our organization is here to help you deal with the feelings of inequity and alleviate your troubled mind, so that you can begin to function as the Fractured Fairy Tale character that you have now become. Soon you will feel like youself again and be able to face another sequel.

Our Annual Convention will be held on Saturday, October 13th at the recently deceased Old Witch's House. We will have our usual "share time" and also award some prizes based on the problem you are dealing with. The worse your situation, the harder we laugh. Although it may seem a little cynical, we at FART believe laughter is the best medicine. King Louis of DeVille demands we laugh at our characters believing we must "laugh to heal." There will be two categories of awards given: Funniest Fairy Tale Character and Most Inappropriate.

Be sure to hold your spot at this special event by registering here. 

Register your character  See who else is coming

A FART regular, Maleficent
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Will Maleficent grace us with her presence once again this year?
 
Take the first step to recovery... Register Today!

Our Founder
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Bambi with friend Thumper--may he rest in peace.

In the words of Bambi, our founder, "FART saved my life. I'm just trying to give back to the characters of our kingdom. I hope all of you can join us for this very special evening."

Don't forget to bring a food item that represents this stage of your fairy tale life. This is a great ice-breaker for our group discussion.

Brought to you by Alsups' Loada Krap Publications